one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*